…The purpose of feminism isn’t to make a particular TYPE of woman. The idea that there are inherently wrong and inherently right “types” of women is what’s screwed feminism for so long—this belief that “we” wouldn’t accept slaggy birds, dim birds, birds that bitch, birds that hire cleaners, birds that stay at home with their kids, birds that have pink Mini Metros with ‘POWERED BY FAIRY DUST!’ bumper stickers, birds in burkas, or birds that like to pretend, in their heads, that they’re married to Zach Braff from ‘Scrubs’ and that you sometimes have sex in an ambulance while the rest of the cast watch and, latterly, clap. You know what? Feminism will have all of you.

What is feminism? Simply the belief that women should be as free as men, however nuts, dim, deluded, badly dressed, fat, receding, lazy, and smug they might be.

Are you a feminist? Hahaha. Of course you are.

— Caitlin Moran, How To Be A Woman

Ridiculous thought of the day:

“You know… if I were ever to suffer a massive head trauma, maybe I’d luck out and develop acquired savant syndrome!”

How to get reblogs:

Post Bukowski quotes.

(As illustrated here [622 notes!] & here [22 45 notes… thus far].)

Find what you love and let it kill you.
— Charles Bukowski

How to summon someone

I had a dream this morning; it’s the first one I can remember in a long time, probably because I wanted so badly for it to be real.

I heard the whispered “hey” before I felt someone’s lips graze the middle of my forehead. I smiled, comfortable and happy in the warm embrace of pillows, blankets and bed. I was let down the moment I opened my eyes - greeted with the sight of a cheap IKEA pillowcase inches from my face. There was no lover, no kiss, no breathy morning greeting.

I spent the next hour crawling out of bed to hit the Snooze button before diving back under the covers, unable to accept I couldn’t bring back whatever ghost I might have been sleeping alongside. 

Sherry Turkle at TED: Connected but Alone?

“We’re lonely, but we’re afraid of intimacy. And so from social networks to sociable robots, we’re designing technologies that will give us the illusion of companionship without the demands of friendship.” 

— Sherry Turkle

Every woman is a rebel, and usually in wild revolt against herself.

Oscar Wilde

If by a “Liberal” they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights, and their civil liberties — someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a “Liberal,” then I’m proud to say I’m a “Liberal.
— John F. Kennedy (via crookedindifference)

I’d say I’m ambivalent about Valentine’s Day… but the new Luvstep came out today & I’m attending the Tragic Tattoo Tales lecture later. So… I’m cool with this shit if you are, Internet.

Brb gonna die alone with no franz